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  'Good heavens!' I cried. 'You mean that the lime which destroyed the body would be powerless to affect the metal of the ring?'

  'Exactly.'

  'It seems to me,' I said, 'that that explains everything. What a horrible crime!'

  By common consent we both turned and looked at Poirot. He seemed lost in reflection, his brow knitted, as though with some supreme mental effort. I felt that at last his keen intellect was asserting itself. What would his first words be? We were not long left in doubt. With a sigh, the tension of his attitude relaxed and turning to Japp, he asked:

  'Have you any idea, my friend, whether Mr and Mrs Davenheim occupied the same bedroom?'

  The question seemed so ludicrously inappropriate that for a moment we both stared in silence. Then Japp burst into a laugh.

  'Good Lord, Monsieur Poirot, I thought you were coming out with something startling. As to your question, I'm sure I don't know.'

  'You could find out?' asked Poirot with curious persistence.

  'Oh, certainly - if you really want to know.'

  'Merci, mon ami. I should be obliged if you would make a point of it.'

  Japp stared at him a few minutes longer, but Poirot seemed to have forgotten us both. The detective shook his head sadly at me, and murmuring, 'Poor old fellow! War's been too much for him!' gently withdrew from the room.

  As Poirot still seemed sunk in a daydream, I took a sheet of paper, and amused myself by scribbling notes upon it. My friend's voice aroused me. He had come out of his reverie, and was looking brisk and alert.

  'Que faites vous là, mon ami?'

  'I was jotting down what occurred to me as the main points of interest in this affair.'

  'You become methodical - at last!' said Poirot approvingly.

  I concealed my pleasure. 'Shall I read them to you?'

  'By all means.'

  I cleared my throat.

  '"One: All the evidence points to Lowen having been the man who forced the safe.

  '"Two: He had a grudge against Davenheim.

  '"Three: He lied in his first statement that he had never left the study.

  '"Four: If you accept Billy Kellett's story as true, Lowen is unmistakably implicated."'

  I paused. 'Well?' I asked, for I felt that I had put my finger on all the vital facts.

  Poirot looked at me pityingly, shaking his head very gently. 'Mon pauvre ami! But it is that you have not the gift! The important detail, you appreciate him never! Also, your reasoning is false.'

  'How?'

  'Let me take your four points.

  'One: Mr Lowen could not possibly know that he would have the chance to open the safe. He came for a business interview. He could not know beforehand that Mr Davenheim would be absent posting a letter, and that he would consequently be alone in the study!'

  'He might have seized his opportunity,' I suggested.

  'And the tools? City gentlemen do not carry round housebreaker's tools on the off chance! And one could not cut into that safe with a penknife, bien entendu!'

  'Well, what about Number Two?'

  'You say Lowen had a grudge against Mr Davenheim. What you mean is that he had once or twice got the better of him. And presumably those transactions were entered into with the view of benefiting himself. In any case you do not as a rule bear a grudge against a man you have got the better of - it is more likely to be the other way about. Whatever grudge there might have been would have been on Mr Davenheim's side.'

  'Well, you can't deny that he lied about never having left the study?'

  'No. But he may have been frightened. Remember, the missing man's clothes had just been discovered in the lake. Of course, as usual, he would have done better to speak the truth.'

  'And the fourth point?'

  'I grant you that. If Kellett's story is true, Lowen is undeniably implicated. That is what makes the affair so very interesting.'

  'Then I did appreciate one vital fact?'

  'Perhaps - but you have entirely overlooked the two most important points, the ones which undoubtedly hold the clue to the whole matter.'

  'And pray, what are they?'

  'One, the passion which has grown upon Mr Davenheim in the last few years for buying jewellery. Two, his trip to Buenos Aires last autumn.'

  'Poirot, you are joking!'

  'I am most serious. Ah, sacred thunder, but I hope Japp will not forget my little commission.'

  But the detective, entering into the spirit of the joke, had remembered it so well that a telegram was handed to Poirot about eleven o'clock the next day. At his request I opened it and read it out:

  '"Husband and wife have occupied separate rooms since last winter."'

  'Aha!' cried Poirot, 'And now we are in mid June! All is solved!'

  I stared at him.

  'You have no money in the bank of Davenheim and Salmon, mon ami?'

  'No,' I said, wondering. 'Why?'

  'Because I should advise you to withdraw it - before it is too late.'

  'Why, what do you expect?'

  'I expect a big smash in a few days - perhaps sooner. Which reminds me, we will return the compliment of a dépêche to Japp. A pencil, I pray you, and a form. Voilà! 'Advise you to withdraw any money deposited with firm in question.' That will intrigue him, the good Japp! His eyes will open wide - wide! He will not comprehend in the slightest - until to-morrow, or the next day!'

  I remained sceptical, but the morrow forced me to render tribute to my friend's remarkable powers. In every paper was a huge headline telling of the sensational future of the Davenheim bank. The disappearance of the famous financier took on a totally different aspect in the light of the revelation of the financial affairs of the bank.

  Before we were half-way through breakfast, the door flew open and Japp rushed in. In his left hand was a paper; in his right was Poirot's telegram, which he banged down on the table in front of my friend.

  'How did you know, Monsieur Poirot? How the blazes could you know?'

  Poirot smiled placidly at him. 'Ah, mon ami, after your wire, it was a certainty! From the commencement, see you, it struck me that the safe burglary was somewhat remarkable. Jewels, ready money, bearer bonds - all so conveniently arranged for - whom? Well, the good Monsieur Davenheim was of those who "look after Number One" as your saying goes! It seemed almost certain that it was arranged for - himself! Then his passion of late years for buying jewellery! How simple! The funds he embezzled, he converted into jewels, very likely replacing them in turn with paste duplicates, and so he put away in a safe place, under another name, a considerable fortune to be enjoyed all in good time when everyone has been thrown off the track. His arrangements completed, he makes an appointment with Mr Lowen (who has been imprudent enough in the past to cross the great man once or twice), drills a hole in the safe, leaves orders that the guest is to be shown into the study, and walks out of the house - where?' Poirot stopped, and stretched out his hand for another boiled egg. He frowned. 'It is really insupportable,' he murmured, 'that every hen lays an egg of a different size! What symmetry can there be on the breakfast table?

  At least they should sort them in dozens at the shop!'

  'Never mind the eggs,' said Japp impatiently. 'Let 'em lay 'em square if they like. Tell us where our customer went to when he left The Cedars - that is, if you know!'

  'Eh bien, he went to his hiding-place. Ah, this Monsieur Davenheim, there may be some malformation in his grey cells, but they are of the first quality!'

  'Do you know where he is hiding?'

  'Certainly! It is most ingenious.'

  'For the Lord's sake, tell us, then!'

  Poirot gently collected every fragment of shell from his plate, placed them in the egg-cup, and reversed the empty egg-shell on top of them. This little operation concluded, he smiled on the neat effect, and then beamed affectionately on us both.

  'Come, my friends, you are men of intelligence. Ask yourself the question which I asked myself. "If I were this man, where should
I hide?" Hastings, what do you say?'

  'Well,' I said, 'I'm rather inclined to think I'd not do a bolt at all. I'd stay in London - in the heart of things, travel by tubes and buses; ten to one I'd never be recognized. There's safety in a crowd.'

  Poirot turned inquiringly to Japp.

  'I don't agree. Get clear away at once - that's the only chance. I would have had plenty of time to prepare things beforehand. I'd have a yacht waiting, with steam up, and I'd be off to one of the most out-of-the-way corners of the world before the hue and cry began!'

  We both looked at Poirot. 'What do you say, monsieur?'

  For a moment he remained silent. Then a very curious smile flitted across his face.

  'My friends, if I were hiding from the police, do you know where I should hide? In a prison!'

  'What?'

  'You are seeking Monsieur Davenheim in order to put him in prison, so you never dream of looking to see if he may not be already there!'

  'What do you mean?'

  'You tell me Madame Davenheim is not a very intelligent woman.

  Nevertheless I think that if you took her to Bow Street and confronted her with the man Billy Kellett, she would recognize him!

  In spite of the fact that he has shaved his beard and moustache and those bushy eyebrows, and has cropped his hair close. A woman nearly always knows her husband, though the rest of the world may be deceived!'

  'Billy Kellett? But he's known to the police!'

  'Did I not tell you Davenheim was a clever man? He prepared his alibi long beforehand. He was not in Buenos Aires last autumn - he was creating the character of Billy Kellett, "doing three months," so that the police should have no suspicions when the time came. He was playing, remember, for a large fortune, as well as liberty. It was worth while doing the thing thoroughly. Only - '

  'Yes?'

  'Eh bien, afterwards he had to wear a false beard and wig, had to make up as himself again, and to sleep with a false beard is not easy - it invites detection! He cannot risk continuing to share the chamber of madame his wife. You found out for me that for the last six months, or ever since his supposed return from Buenos Aires, he and Mrs Davenheim occupied separate rooms. Then I was sure!

  Everything fitted in. The gardener who fancied he saw his master going round to the side of the house was quite right. He went to the boathouse, donned his "tramp" clothes, which you may be sure had been safety hidden from the eyes of his valet, dropped the others in the lake, and proceeded to carry out his plan by pawning the ring in an obvious manner, and then assaulting a policeman, getting himself safely into the haven of Bow Street, where nobody would ever dream of looking for him!'

  'It's impossible,' murmured Japp.

  'Ask Madame,' said my friend, smiling. The next day a registered letter lay beside Poirot's plate.

  He opened it, and a five-pound note fluttered out. My friend's brow puckered.

  'Ah, sacré! But what shall I do with it? I have much remorse! Ce pauvre Japp? Ah, an idea! We will have a little dinner, we three!

  That consoles me. It was really too easy. I am ashamed. I, who would not rob a child - mille tonnerres! Mon ami, what have you, that you laugh so heartily?'

  The Adventure of the Italian Nobleman

  Poirot and I had many friends and acquaintances of an informal nature. Amongst these was to be numbered Dr Hawker, a near neighbour of ours, and a member of the medical profession. It was the genial doctor's habit to drop in sometimes of an evening and have a chat with Poirot, of whose genius he was an ardent admirer.

  The doctor himself, frank and unsuspicious to the last degree, admired the talents so far removed from his own.

  On one particular evening in early June, he arrived about half past eight and settled down to a comfortable discussion on the cheery topic of the prevalence of arsenical poisoning in crimes. It must have been about a quarter of an hour later when the door of our sitting-room flew open, and a distracted female precipitated herself into the room.

  'Oh, doctor, you're wanted! Such a terrible voice. It gave me a turn, it did indeed.'

  I recognized in our new visitor Dr Hawker's house-keeper, Miss Rider. The doctor was a bachelor, and lived in a gloomy old house a few streets away. The usually placid Miss Rider was now in a state bordering on incoherence.

  'What terrible voice? Who is it, and what's the trouble?'

  'It was the telephone, doctor. I answered it - and a voice spoke.

  "Help," it said. "Doctor - help. They've killed me!" Then it sort of tailed away. "Who's speaking?" I said. "Who's speaking?" Then I got a reply, just a whisper, it seemed, "Foscatine" - something like that - "Regent's Court".'

  The doctor uttered an exclamation.

  'Count Foscatini. He has a flat in Regent's Court. I must go at once.

  What can have happened?'

  'A patient of yours?' asked Poirot.

  'I attended him for some slight ailment a few weeks ago. An Italian, but he speaks English perfectly. Well, I must wish you good night.

  Monsieur Poirot, unless - ' He hesitated.

  'I perceive the thought in your mind,' said Poirot, smiling. 'I shall be delighted to accompany you. Hastings, run down and get hold of a taxi.'

  Taxis always make themselves sought for when one is particularly pressed for time, but I captured one at last, and we were soon bowling along in the direction of Regent's Park. Regent's Court was a new block of flats, situated just off St John's Wood Road. They had only recently been built, and contained the latest service devices.

  There was no one in the hall. The doctor pressed the lift-bell impatiently, and when the lift arrived questioned the uniformed attendant sharply.

  'Flat 11. Count Foscatini. There's been an accident there, I understand.'

  The man stared at him.

  'First I've heard of it. Mr Graves - that's Count Foscatini's man went out about half an hour ago, and he said nothing.'

  'Is the Count alone in the flat?'

  'No, sir, he's got two gentlemen dining with him.'

  'What are they like?' I asked eagerly.

  We were in the lift now, ascending rapidly to the second floor, on which Flat 11 was situated.

  'I didn't see them myself, sir, but I understand that they were foreign gentlemen.'

  He pulled back the iron door, and we stepped out on the landing.

  No 11 was opposite to us. The doctor rang the bell. There was no reply, and we could hear no sound from within. The doctor rang again and again; we could hear the bell trilling within, but no sign of life rewarded us.

  'This is getting serious,' muttered the doctor. He turned to the lift attendant.

  'Is there any pass-key to this door?'

  'There is one in the porter's office downstairs.'

  'Get it, then, and, look here, I think you'd better send for the police.'

  Poirot approved with a nod of the head.

  The man returned shortly; with him came the manager.

  'Will you tell me, gentlemen, what is the meaning of all this?'

  'Certainly. I received a telephone message from Count Foscatini stating that he had been attacked and was dying. You can understand that we must lose no time - if we are not already too late.'

  The manager produced the key without more ado, and we all entered the flat.

  We passed first into a small square lounge hall. A door on the right of it was half open. The manager indicated it with a nod.

  'The dining room.'

  Dr Hawker led the way. We followed close on his heels. As we entered the room I gave a gasp. The round table in the centre bore the remains of a meal; three chairs were pushed back, as though their occupants had just risen. In the corner, to the right of the fireplace, was a big writing-table, and sitting at it was a man - or what had been a man. His right hand still grasped the base of the telephone, but he had fallen forward, struck down by a terrific blow on the head from behind. The weapon was not far to seek. A marble statue stood where it had been hurriedly put down,
the base of it stained with blood.

  The doctor's examination did not take a minute. 'Stone dead. Must have been almost instantaneous. I wonder he even managed to telephone. It will be better not to move him until the police arrive.'

  On the manager's suggestion we searched the flat, but the result was a foregone conclusion. It was not likely that the murderers would be concealed there when all they had to do was to walk out.

  We came back to the dining room. Poirot had not accompanied us in our tour. I found him studying the centre table with close attention. I joined him. It was a well-polished round mahogany table. A bowl of roses decorated the centre, and white lace mats reposed on the gleaming surface. There was a dish of fruit, but the three dessert plates were untouched. There were three coffeecups with remains of coffee in them - two black, one with milk. All three men had taken port, and the decanter, half-full, stood before the centre plate. One of the men had smoked a cigar, the other two cigarettes. A tortoiseshell-and-silver box, holding cigars and cigarettes, stood open upon the table.

  I enumerated all these facts to myself, but I was forced to admit that they did not shed any brilliant light on the situation. I wondered what Poirot saw in them to make him so intent. I asked him.

  'Mon ami,' he replied, 'you miss the point. I am looking for something that I do not see.'

  'What is that?'

  'A mistake - even a little mistake - on the part of the murderer.'

  He stepped swiftly to the small adjoining kitchen, looked in, and shook his head.

  'Monsieur,' he said to the manager, 'explain to me, I pray, your system of serving meals here.'

  The manager stepped to a small hatch in the wall.

  'This is the service lift,' be explained. 'It runs to the kitchens at the top of the building. You order through the telephone, and the dishes are sent down in the lift, one course at a time. The dirty plates and dishes are sent up in the same manner. No domestic worries, you understand, and at the same time you avoid the wearying publicity of always dining in a restaurant.'

  Poirot nodded.

  'Then the plates and dishes that were used tonight are on high in the kitchen. You permit that I mount there?'