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  “A naturalized German?” asked Tommy.

  “On the contrary, I have every reason to believe he is an Englishman. He was pro-German, as he would have been pro-Boer. What he seeks to attain we do not know—probably supreme power for himself, of a kind unique in history. We have no clue as to his real personality. It is reported that even his own followers are ignorant of it. Where we have come across his tracks, he has always played a secondary part. Somebody else assumes the chief rôle. But afterwards we always find that there had been some nonentity, a servant or a clerk, who had remained in the background unnoticed, and that the elusive Mr. Brown has escaped us once more.”

  “Oh!” Tuppence jumped. “I wonder—”

  “Yes?”

  “I remember in Mr. Whittington’s office. The clerk—he called him Brown. You don’t think—”

  Carter nodded thoughtfully.

  “Very likely. A curious point is that the name is usually mentioned. An idiosyncracy of genius. Can you describe him at all?”

  “I really didn’t notice. He was quite ordinary—just like anyone else.”

  Mr. Carter sighed in his tired manner.

  “That is the invariable description of Mr. Brown! Brought a telephone message to the man Whittington, did he? Notice a telephone in the outer office?”

  Tuppence thought.

  “No, I don’t think I did.”

  “Exactly. That ‘message’ was Mr. Brown’s way of giving an order to his subordinate. He overheard the whole conversation of course. Was it after that that Whittington handed you over the money, and told you to come the following day?”

  Tuppence nodded.

  “Yes, undoubtedly the hand of Mr. Brown!” Mr. Carter paused. “Well, there it is, you see what you are pitting yourself against? Possibly the finest criminal brain of the age. I don’t quite like it, you know. You’re such young things, both of you. I shouldn’t like anything to happen to you.”

  “It won’t,” Tuppence assured him positively.

  “I’ll look after her, sir,” said Tommy.

  “And I’ll look after you,” retorted Tuppence, resenting the manly assertion.

  “Well, then, look after each other,” said Mr. Carter, smiling. “Now let’s get back to business. There’s something mysterious about this draft treaty that we haven’t fathomed yet. We’ve been threatened with it—in plain and unmistakable terms. The Revolutionary elements as good as declared that it’s in their hands, and that they intend to produce it at a given moment. On the other hand, they are clearly at fault about many of its provisions. The Government consider it as mere bluff on their part, and, rightly or wrongly, have stuck to the policy of absolute denial. I’m not so sure. There have been hints, indiscreet allusions, that seem to indicate that the menace is a real one. The position is much as though they had got hold of an incriminating document, but couldn’t read it because it was in cipher—but we know that the draft treaty wasn’t in cipher—couldn’t be in the nature of things—so that won’t wash. But there’s something. Of course, Jane Finn may be dead for all we know—but I don’t think so. The curious thing is that they’re trying to get information about the girl from us.”

  “What?”

  “Yes. One or two little things have cropped up. And your story, little lady, confirms my idea. They know we’re looking for Jane Finn. Well, they’ll produce a Jane Finn of their own—say at a pensionnat in Paris.” Tuppence gasped, and Mr. Carter smiled. “No one knows in the least what she looks like, so that’s all right. She’s primed with a trumped-up tale, and her real business is to get as much information as possible out of us. See the idea?”

  “Then you think”—Tuppence paused to grasp the supposition fully—“that it was as Jane Finn that they wanted me to go to Paris?”

  Mr. Carter smiled more wearily than ever.

  “I believe in coincidences, you know,” he said.

  Five

  MR. JULIUS P. HERSHEIMER

  “Well,” said Tuppence, recovering herself, “it really seems as though it were meant to be.”

  Carter nodded.

  “I know what you mean. I’m superstitious myself. Luck, and all that sort of thing. Fate seems to have chosen you out to be mixed up in this.”

  Tommy indulged in a chuckle.

  “My word! I don’t wonder Whittington got the wind up when Tuppence plumped out that name! I should have myself. But look here, sir, we’re taking up an awful lot of your time. Have you any tips to give us before we clear out?”

  “I think not. My experts, working in stereotyped ways, have failed. You will bring imagination and an open mind to the task. Don’t be discouraged if that too does not succeed. For one thing there is a likelihood of the pace being forced.”

  Tuppence frowned uncomprehendingly.

  “When you had that interview with Whittington, they had time before them. I have information that the big coup was planned for early in the new year. But the Government is contemplating legislative action which will deal effectually with the strike menace. They’ll get wind of it soon, if they haven’t already, and it’s possible that they may bring things to a head. I hope it will myself. The less time they have to mature their plans the better. I’m just warning you that you haven’t much time before you, and that you needn’t be cast down if you fail. It’s not an easy proposition anyway. That’s all.”

  Tuppence rose.

  “I think we ought to be businesslike. What exactly can we count upon you for, Mr. Carter?”

  Mr. Carter’s lips twitched slightly, but he replied succinctly:

  “Funds within reason, detailed information on any point, and no official recognition. I mean that if you get yourselves into trouble with the police, I can’t officially help you out of it. You’re on your own.”

  Tuppence nodded sagely.

  “I quite understand that. I’ll write out a list of the things I want to know when I’ve had time to think. Now—about money—”

  “Yes, Miss Tuppence. Do you want to say how much?”

  “Not exactly. We’ve got plenty to go on with for the present, but when we want more—”

  “It will be waiting for you.”

  “Yes, but—I’m sure I don’t want to be rude about the Government if you’ve got anything to do with it, but you know one really has the devil of a time getting anything out of it! And if we have to fill up a blue form and send it in, and then, after three months, they send us a green one, and so on—well, that won’t be much use, will it?”

  Mr. Carter laughed outright.

  “Don’t worry, Miss Tuppence. You will send a personal demand to me here, and the money, in notes, shall be sent by return of post. As to salary, shall we say at the rate of three hundred a year? And an equal sum for Mr. Beresford, of course.”

  Tuppence beamed upon him.

  “How lovely. You are kind. I do love money! I’ll keep beautiful accounts of our expenses—all debit and credit, and the balance on the right side, and a red line drawn sideways with the totals the same at the bottom. I really know how to do it when I think.”

  “I’m sure you do. Well, good-bye, and good luck to you both.”

  He shook hands with them and in another minute they were descending the steps of 27 Carshalton Terrace with their heads in a whirl.

  “Tommy! Tell me at once, who is ‘Mr. Carter?’ ”

  Tommy murmured a name in her ear.

  “Oh!” said Tuppence, impressed.

  “And I can tell you, old bean, he’s rr!”

  “Oh!” said Tuppence again. Then she added reflectively: “I like him, don’t you? He looks so awfully tired and bored, and yet you feel that underneath he’s just like steel, all keen and flashing. Oh!” She gave a skip. “Pinch me, Tommy, do pinch me. I can’t believe it’s real!”

  Mr. Beresford obliged.

  “Ow! That’s enough! Yes, we’re not dreaming. We’ve got a job!”

  “And what a job! The joint venture has really begun.”

  “It�
�s more respectable than I thought it would be,” said Tuppence thoughtfully.

  “Luckily I haven’t got your craving for crime! What time is it? Let’s have lunch—oh!”

  The same thought sprang to the minds of each. Tommy voiced it first.

  “Julius P. Hersheimmer!”

  “We never told Mr. Carter about hearing from him.”

  “Well, there wasn’t much to tell—not till we’ve seen him. Come on, we’d better take a taxi.”

  “Now who’s being extravagant?”

  “All expenses paid, remember. Hop in.”

  “At any rate, we shall make a better effect arriving this way,” said Tuppence, leaning back luxuriously. “I’m sure blackmailers never arrive in buses!”

  “We’ve ceased being blackmailers,” Tommy pointed out.

  “I’m not sure I have,” said Tuppence darkly.

  On inquiring for Mr. Hersheimmer, they were at once taken up to his suite. An impatient voice cried “Come in” in answer to the page boy’s knock, and the lad stood aside to let then pass in.

  Mr. Julius P. Hersheimmer was a great deal younger than either Tommy or Tuppence had pictured him. The girl put him down as thirty-five. He was of middle height, and squarely built to match his jaw. His face was pugnacious but pleasant. No one could have mistaken him for anything but an American, though he spoke with very little accent.

  “Get my note?” Sit down and tell me right away all you know about my cousin.”

  “Your cousin?”

  “Sure thing. Jane Finn.”

  “Is she your cousin?”

  “My father and her mother were brother and sister,” explained Mr. Hersheimmer meticulously.

  “Oh!” cried Tuppence. “Then you know where she is?”

  “No!” Mr. Hersheimmer brought down his fist with a bang on the table. “I’m darned if I do! Don’t you?”

  “We advertised to receive information, not to give it,” said Tuppence severely.

  “I guess I know that. I can read. But I thought maybe it was her back history you were after, and that you’d know where she was now?”

  “Well, we wouldn’t mind hearing her back history,” said Tuppence guardedly.

  But Mr. Hersheimmer seemed to grow suddenly suspicious.

  “See here,” he declared. “This isn’t Sicily! No demanding ransom or threatening to crop her ears if I refuse. These are the British Isles, so quit the funny business, or I’ll just sing out for that beautiful big British policeman I see out there in Piccadilly.”

  Tommy hastened to explain.

  “We haven’t kidnapped your cousin. On the contrary, we’re trying to find her. We’re employed to do so.”

  Mr. Hersheimmer leant back in his chair.

  “Put me wise,” he said succinctly.

  Tommy fell in with this demand in so far as he gave him a guarded version of the disappearance of Jane Finn, and of the possibility of her having been mixed up unawares in “some political show.” He alluded to Tuppence and himself as “private inquiry agents” commissioned to find her, and added that they would therefore be glad of any details Mr. Hersheimmer could give them.

  That gentleman nodded approval.

  “I guess that’s my right. I was just a mite hasty. But London gets my goat! I only know little old New York. Just trot your questions and I’ll answer.”

  For the moment this paralysed the Young Adventurers, but Tuppence, recovering herself, plunged boldly into the breach with a reminiscence culled from detective fiction.

  “When did you last see the dece—your cousin, I mean?”

  “Never seen her,” responded Mr. Hersheimmer.

  “What?” demanded Tommy astonished.

  Hersheimmer turned to him.

  “No, sir. As I said before, my father and her mother were brother and sister, just as you might be”—Tommy did not correct this view of their relationship—“but they didn’t always get on together. And when my aunt made up her mind to marry Amos Finn, who was a poor school teacher out West, my father was just mad! Said if he made his pile, as he seemed in a fair way to do, she’d never see a cent of it. Well, the upshot was that Aunt Jane went out West and we never heard from her again.

  “The old man did pile it up. He went into oil, and he went into steel, and he played a bit with railroads, and I can tell you he made Wall Street sit up!” He paused. “Then he died—last fall—and I got the dollars. Well, would you believe it, my conscience got busy! Kept knocking me up and saying: What about your Aunt Jane, way out West? It worried me some. You see, I figured it out that Amos Finn would never make good. He wasn’t the sort. End of it was, I hired a man to hunt her down. Result, she was dead, and Amos Finn was dead, but they’d left a daughter—Jane—who’d been torpedoed in the Lusitania on her way to Paris. She was saved all right, but they didn’t seem able to hear of her over this side. I guessed they weren’t hustling any, so I thought I’d come along over, and speed things up. I phoned Scotland Yard and the Admiralty first thing. The Admiralty rather choked me off, but Scotland Yard were very civil—said they would make inquiries, even sent a man round this morning to get her photograph. I’m off to Paris tomorrow, just to see what the Prefecture is doing. I guess if I go to and fro hustling them, they ought to get busy!”

  The energy of Mr. Hersheimmer was tremendous. They bowed before it.

  “But say now,” he ended, “you’re not after her for anything? Contempt of court, or something British? A proud-spirited young American girl might find your rules and regulations in wartime rather irksome, and get up against it. If that’s the case, and there’s such a thing as graft in this country, I’ll buy her off.”

  Tuppence reassured him.

  “That’s good. Then we can work together. What about some lunch? Shall we have it up here, or go down to the restaurant?”

  Tuppence expressed a preference for the latter, and Julius bowed to her decision.

  Oysters had just given place to Sole Colbert when a card was brought to Hersheimmer.

  “Inspector Japp, C.I.D. Scotland Yard again. Another man this time. What does he expect I can tell him that I didn’t tell the first chap? I hope they haven’t lost that photograph. That Western photographer’s place was burned down and all his negatives destroyed—this is the only copy in existence. I got it from the principal of the college there.”

  An unformulated dread swept over Tuppence.

  “You—you don’t know the name of the man who came this morning?”

  “Yes, I do. No, I don’t. Half a second. It was on his card. Oh, I know! Inspector Brown. Quiet unassuming sort of chap.”

  Six

  A PLAN OF CAMPAIGN

  A veil might with profit be drawn over the events of the next half hour. Suffice it to say that no such person as “Inspector Brown” was known to Scotland Yard. The photograph of Jane Finn, which would have been of the utmost value to the police in tracing her, was lost beyond recovery. Once again “Mr. Brown” had triumphed.

  The immediate result of this setback was to effect a rapprochement between Julius Hersheimmer and the Young Adventurers. All barriers went down with a crash, and Tommy and Tuppence felt they had known the young American all their lives. They abandoned the discreet reticence of “private inquiry agents,” and revealed to him the whole history of the joint venture, whereat the young man declared himself “tickled to death.”

  He turned to Tuppence at the close of the narration.

  “I’ve always had a kind of idea that English girls were just a mite moss-grown. Old-fashioned and sweet, you know, but scared to move round without a footman or a maiden aunt. I guess I’m a bit behind the times!”

  The upshot of these confidential relations was that Tommy and Tuppence took up their abode forthwith at the Ritz, in order, as Tuppence put it, to keep in touch with Jane Finn’s only living relation. “And put like that,” she added confidentially to Tommy, “nobody could boggle at the expense!”

  Nobody did, which was the great thing.


  “And now,” said the young lady on the morning after their installation, “to work!”

  Mr. Beresford put down the Daily Mail, which he was reading, and applauded with somewhat unnecessary vigour. He was politely requested by his colleague not to be an ass.

  “Dash it all, Tommy, we’ve got to do something for our money.”

  Tommy sighed.

  “Yes, I fear even the dear old Government will not support us at the Ritz in idleness forever.”

  “Therefore, as I said before, we must do something.”

  “Well,” said Tommy, picking up the Daily Mail again, “do it. I shan’t stop you.”

  “You see,” continued Tuppence. “I’ve been thinking—”

  She was interrupted by a fresh bout of applause.

  “It’s all very well for you to sit there being funny, Tommy. It would do you no harm to do a little brain work too.”

  “My union, Tuppence, my union! It does not permit me to work before 11 a.m.”

  “Tommy, do you want something thrown at you? It is absolutely essential that we should without delay map out a plan of campaign.”

  “Hear, hear!”

  “Well, let’s do it.”

  Tommy laid his paper finally aside. “There’s something of the simplicity of the truly great mind about you, Tuppence. Fire ahead. I’m listening.”

  “To begin with,” said Tuppence, “what have we to go upon?”

  “Absolutely nothing,” said Tommy cheerily.

  “Wrong!” Tuppence wagged an energetic finger. “We have two distinct clues.”

  “What are they?”

  “First clue, we know one of the gang.”

  “Whittington?”

  “Yes. I’d recognize him anywhere.”

  “Hum,” said Tommy doubtfully. “I don’t call that much of a clue. You don’t know where to look for him, and it’s about a thousand to one against your running against him by accident.”

  “I’m not so sure about that,” replied Tuppence thoughtfully. “I’ve often noticed that once coincidences start happening they go on happening in the most extraordinary way. I daresay it’s some natural law that we haven’t found out. Still, as you say, we can’t rely on that. But there are places in London where simply everyone is bound to turn up sooner or later. Piccadilly Circus, for instance. One of my ideas was to take up my stand there every day with a tray of flags.”