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"Must say I'm glad you've arrived," remarked Bletchley as they were trudging up the hill. "Too many women in that place. Gets on one's nerves. Glad I've got another fellow to keep me in countenance. You can't count Cayley - the man's a kind of walking chemist's shop. Talks of nothing but his health and the treatment he's tried and the drugs he's taking. If he threw away all his little pillboxes and went out for a good ten mile walk every day he'd be a different man. The only other male in the place is von Deinim, and to tell you the truth, Meadowes, I'm not too easy in my mind about him."
"No?" said Tommy.
"No. You take my word for it, this refugee business is dangerous. If I had my way I'd intern the lot of them. Safety first."
"A bit drastic, perhaps."
"Not at all. War's war. And I've got my suspicions of Master Carl. For one thing, he's clearly not a Jew. Then he came over here just a month - only a month, mind you - before war broke out. That's a bit suspicious."
Tommy said invitingly:
"Then you think -"
"Spying - that's his little game!"
"But surely there's nothing of great military or naval importance hereabouts?"
"Ah, old man, that's where the artfulness comes in! If he were anywhere near Plymouth or Portsmouth he'd be under supervision. In a sleepy place like this, nobody bothers. But it's on the coast, isn't it? The truth of it is the Government is a great deal too easy with these enemy aliens. Any one who cared could come over here and pull a a long face and talk about their brothers in concentration camps. Look at that young man - arrogance in every line of him. He's a Nazi - that's what he is - a Nazi."
"What we really need in this country is a witch doctor or two," said Tommy pleasantly.
"Eh, what's that?"
"To smell out the spies," Tommy explained gravely.
"Ha, very good that - very good. Smell 'em out - yes, of course."
Further conversation was brought to an end, for they had arrived at the clubhouse.
Tommy's name was put up as a temporary member, he was introduced to the secretary, a vacant-looking elderly man, and the subscription duly paid. Tommy and the Major started on their round.
Tommy was a mediocre golfer. He was glad to find that his standard of play was just about right for his new friend. The Major won by two up and one to play, a very happy state of events.
"Good match, Meadowes, very good match - you had bad luck with that mashie shot, just turned off at the last minute. We must have a game fairly often. Come along and I'll introduce you to some of the fellows. Nice lot on the whole, some of them inclined to be rather old women, if you know what I mean? Ah, here's Haydock - you'll like Haydock. Retired naval wallah. Has that house on the cliff next door to us. He's our local A.R.P. warden."
Commander Haydock was a big hearty man with a weather-beaten face, intensely blue eyes, and a habit of shouting most of his remarks.
He greeted Tommy with friendliness.
"So you're going to keep Bletchley countenance at Sans Souci? He'll be glad of another man. Rather swamped by female society, eh, Bletchley?"
"I'm not much of a ladies' man," said Major Bletchley.
"Nonsense," said Haydock. "Not your type of lady, my boy, that's it. Old boarding-house pussies. Nothing to do but gossip and knit."
"You're forgetting Miss Perenna," said Bletchley.
"Ah, Sheila - she's an attractive girl all right. Regular beauty if you ask me."
"I'm a bit worried about her," said Bletchley.
"What do you mean? Have a drink, Meadowes? What's yours, Major?"
The drinks ordered and the men settled on the verandah of the clubhouse, Haydock repeated his question.
Major Bletchley said with some violence:
"That German chap. She's seeing too much of him."
"Getting sweet on him, you mean? H'm, that's bad. Of course he's a good looking young chap in his way. But it won't do. It won't do, Bletchley. We can't have that sort of thing. Trading with the enemy, that's what it amounts to. These girls - where's their proper spirit? Plenty of decent young English fellows about."
Bletchley said:
"Sheila's a queer girl - she gets odd sullen fits when she will hardly speak to any one."
"Spanish blood," said the Commander. "Her father was half Spanish, wasn't he?"
"Don't know. It's a Spanish name, I should think."
The Commander glanced at his watch.
"About time for the news. We'd better go in and listen to it."
The news was meagre that day, little more in it than had been already in the morning papers. After commenting with approval on the latest exploits of the Air Force - first-rate chaps, brave as lions, the Commander went on to develop his own pet theory - that sooner or later the Germans would attempt a landing at Leahampton itself - his argument being that it was such an unimportant spot.
"Not even an anti-aircraft gun in the place! Disgraceful!"
The argument was not developed, for Tommy and the Major had to hurry back to lunch at Sans Souci. Haydock extended a cordial invitation to Tommy to come and see his little place, "Smugglers' Rest."
"Marvellous view - my own beach - every kind of handy gadget in the house. Bring him along, Bletchley."
It was settled that Tommy and Major Bletchley should come in for drinks on the evening of the following day.
III
After lunch was a peaceful time at Sans Souci. Mr Cayley went to have his "rest" with the devoted Mrs Cayley in attendance. Mrs Blenkensop was conducted by Miss Minton to a depot to pack and address parcels for the Front.
Mr Meadowes strolled gently out into Leahampton and along the front. He bought a few cigarettes, stopped at Smith's to purchase the latest number of Punch, then after a few minutes of apparent irresolution, he entered a bus bearing the legend, "Old Pier".
The old pier was at the extreme end of the promenade. That part of Leahampton was known to house agents as the least desirable end. It was West Leahampton and poorly thought of. Tommy paid 2d and strolled up the pier. It was a flimsy and weather-worn affair, with a few moribund penny-in-the-slot machines placed at far distant intervals. There was no one on it but some children running up and down and screaming in voices that matched quite accurately the screaming of the gulls, and one solitary man sitting on the end fishing.
Mr Meadowes strolled up to the end and gazed down into the water. Then he asked gently:
"Caught anything?"
The fisherman shook his head.
"Don't often get a bite." Mr Grant reeled in his line a bit. He said without turning his head:
"What about you, Meadowes?"
Tommy said:
"Nothing much to report as yet, sir. I'm digging myself in."
"Good. Tell me."
Tommy sat on an adjacent bollard, so placed that he commanded the length of the pier. Then he began:
"I've gone down quite all right, I think. I gather you've already got a list of the people there?" Grant nodded. "There's nothing to report as yet. I've struck up a friendship with Major Bletchley. We played golf this morning. He seems the ordinary type of retired officer. If anything, a shade too typical. Cayley seems a genuine hypochondriacal invalid. That, again, would be an easy part to act. He has, by his own admission, been a good deal in Germany during the last few years."
"A point," said Grant, laconically.
"Then there's von Deinim."
"Yes. I don't need to tell you, Meadowes, that von Deinim's the one I'm most interested in."
"You think he's N?"
Grant shook his head.
"No, I don't. As I see it, N couldn't afford to be a German."
"Not a refugee from Nazi persecution, even?"
"Not even that. We watch, and they know we watch, all the enemy aliens in this country. Moreover - this is in confidence, Beresford - very nearly all enemy aliens between 16 and 60 will be interned. Whether our adversaries are aware of that fact or not, they can at any rate anticipate that such a thing might
happen. They would never risk the head of their organization being interned. N, therefore, must be either a neutral - or else he is (apparently) an Englishman. The same, of course, applies to M. No, my meaning about von Deinim is this. He may be a link in the chain. N or M may not be at Sans Souci, it may be Carl von Deinim who is there and through him we may be led to our object. That does seem to me highly possible. The more so as I cannot very well see that any of the other inmates of Sans Souci are likely to be the person we are seeking."
"You've had them more or less vetted, I suppose, sir?"
Grant sighed - a sharp quick sigh of vexation.
"No that's just what it's impossible for me to do. I could have them looked up by the department easily enough - but I can't risk it, Beresford. For, you see, the rot is in the department itself. One hint that I've got my eye on Sans Souci for any reason - and the organization may be put wise. That's where you come in, the outsider. That's why you got to work in the dark, without help from us. It's our only chance - and I daren't risk alarm them. There's only one person I've been able to check up on."
"Who's that, sir?"
Grant smiled.
"Carl von Deinim himself. That's easy enough. Routine. I can have him looked up - not from the Sans Souci angle but from the enemy alien angle."
Tommy asked curiously:
"And there's anything?"
A curious smile came over the other's face.
"Master Carl's exactly what he says he is. His father was indiscreet, was arrested and died in a concentration camp. Carl's elder brothers are in camps. His mother died in great distress of mind a year ago. He escaped to England a month before war broke out. Von Deinim has professed himself anxious to help this country. His work in a chemical research laboratory has been excellent and most helpful on the problem of immunizing certain gases and in general decontamination experiments."
Tommy said:
"Then he's all right?"
"Not necessarily. Our German friends are notorious for their thoroughness. If von Deinim was sent as an agent to England, special care would be taken that his record should be consistent with his own account of himself. There are two possibilities. The whole von Deinim family may be parties to the arrangement - not improbable under the painstaking Nazi regime. Or else this is not really Carl von Deinim but a man playing the part of Carl von Deinim."
Tommy said slowly: "I see." He added inconsequently:
"He seems an awfully nice young fellow."
Sighing, Grant said: "They are - they nearly always are. It's an odd life this service of ours. We respect our adversaries and they respect us. You usually like your opposite number, you know - even when you're doing your best to down him."
There was a silence as Tommy thought over the strange anomaly of war. Grant's voice broke into his musings.
"But there are those for whom we've neither respect nor liking - and those are the traitors within our own ranks - the men who are willing to betray their country and accept office and promotion from the foreigner who has conquered it."
Tommy said with feeling:
"My God, I'm with you, sir. That's a skunk's trick."
"And deserves a skunk's end."
Tommy said incredulously:
"And there really are these - these swine?"
"Everywhere. As I told you. In our service. In the fighting forces. On Parliamentary benches. High up in the Ministries. We've got to comb them out - we've got to! And we must do it quickly. It can't be done from the bottom - the small fry, the people who speak in the parks, who sell their wretched little news-sheets, they don't know who the big bugs are. It's the big bugs we want, they're the people who can do untold damage - and will do it unless we're in time."
Tommy said confidently:
"We shall be in time, sir."
Grant asked:
"What makes you say that?"
Tommy said:
"You've just said it - we've got to be!"
The man with the fishing line turned and looked full at his subordinate for a minute or two, taking in anew the quiet resolute line of the jaw. He had a new liking and appreciation of what he saw. He said quietly:
"Good man."
He went on:
"What about the women in this place? Anything strike you as suspicious there?"
"I think there's something odd about the woman who runs it."
"Mrs Perenna?"
"Yes. You don't - know anything about her?"
Grant said slowly:
"I might see what I could do about checking her antecedents, but as I told you, it's risky."
"Yes, better not take any chances. She's the only one who strikes me as suspicious in any way. There's a young mother, a fussy spinster, the hypochondriac's brainless wife, and a rather fearsome-looking old Irish-woman. All seem harmless on the face of it."
"That's the lot, is it?"
"No. There's a Mrs Blenkensop - arrived three days ago."
"Well?"
Tommy said: "Mrs Blenkensop is my wife."
"What?"
In the surprise of the announcement Grant's voice was raised. He spun around, sharp anger in his face. "I thought I told you, Beresford, not to breathe a word to your wife!"
"Quite right, sir, and I didn't. If you'll just listen -"
Succinctiy, Tommy narrated what had occurred. He did not dare look at the other. He carefully kept out of his voice the pride that he secretly felt.
There was a silence when he brought the story to an end. Then a queer noise escaped from the other. Grant was laughing. He laughed for some minutes.
He said: "I take my hat off to the woman! She's one in a thousand!"
"I agree," said Tommy.
"Easthampton will laugh when I tell him this. He warned me not to leave her out. Said she'd get the better of me if I did. I wouldn't listen to him. It shows you, though, how damned careful you've got to be. I thought I'd taken every precaution about being overheard. I'd satisfied myself beforehand that you and your wife were alone in the flat. I actually heard the voice in the telephone asking your wife to come round at once, and so - and so I was tricked by the old simple device of the banged door. Yes, she's a smart woman, your wife."
He was silent for a minute, then he said:
"Tell her from me, will you, that I eat dirt?"
"And I suppose, now, she's in on this?"
Mr Grant made an expressive grimace.
"She's in on it whether we like it or not. Tell her the department will esteem it an honour if she will condescend to work with us over the matter."
"I'll tell her," said Tommy with a faint grin.
Grant said seriously:
"You couldn't persuade her, I suppose, to go home and stay home?"
Tommy shook his head.
"You don't know Tuppence."
"I think I'm beginning to. I said that because - well, it's a dangerous business. If they get wise to you or to her -"
He left the sentence unfinished.
Tommy said gravely: "I do understand that, sir."
"But I suppose even you couldn't persuade your wife to keep out of danger."
Tommy said slowly:
"I don't know that I really would want to do that... Tuppence and I, you see, aren't on those terms. We go into things - together!"
In his mind was that phrase, uttered years ago, at the close of an earlier war. A joint venture...
That was what his life with Tuppence had been and would always be - a Joint Venture...
Chapter 4
When Tuppence entered the lounge at Sans Souci just before dinner, the only occupant of the room was the monumental Mrs O'Rourke, who was sitting by the window looking like some gigantic Buddha.
She greeted Tuppence with a lot of geniality and verve.
"Ah now, if it isn't Mrs Blenkensop! You're like myself; it pleases you to be down to time and get a quiet minute or two here before going into the dining-room, and a pleasant room this is in good weather with the windows open in t
he way that you'll not be noticing the smell of cooking. Terrible that is, in all of these places, and more especially if it's onion or cabbage that's on the fire. Sit here now, Mrs Blenkensop, and tell me what you've been doing with yourself this fine day and how you like Leahampton."
There was something about Mrs O'Rourke that had an unholy fascination for Tuppence. She was rather like an ogress dimly remembered from early fairy tales. With her bulk, her deep voice, her unabashed beard and moustache, her deep twinkling eyes and the impression she gave of being more than life-size, she was indeed not unlike some childhood's fantasy.
Tuppence replied that she thought she was going to like Leahampton very much, and be happy there.
"That is," she added in a melancholy voice, "as happy as I can be anywhere with this terrible anxiety weighing on me all the time."
"Ah now, don't you be worrying yourself," Mrs O'Rourke advised comfortably. "Those fine boys of yours will come back to you safe and sound. Not a doubt of it. One of them's in the Air Force, so I think you said?"
"Yes, Raymond."
"And is he in France now, or in England?"
"He's in Egypt at the moment, but from what he said in his last letter - not exactly said - but we have a little private code if you know what I mean? - certain sentences mean certain things. I think that's quite justified, don't you?"
Mrs O'Rourke replied promptly:
"Indeed I do. 'Tis a mother's privilege."
"Yes, you see I feel I must know just where he is."
Mrs O'Rourke nodded the Buddha-like head.
"I feel for you entirely, so I do. If I had a boy out there I'd be deceiving the censor the very same way, so I would. And your other boy, the one in the Navy?"
Tuppence entered obligingly upon a saga of Douglas.
"You see," she ended. "I feel so lost without my three boys. They've never been all away together from me before. They're all so sweet to me. I really do think they treat me more as a friend than a mother." She laughed self-consciously. "I have to scold them sometimes and make them go out without me."
("What a pestilential woman I sound," thought Tuppence to herself.)
She went on aloud.
"And really I didn't know quite what to do or where to go. The lease of my house in London was up and it seemed so foolish to renew it and I thought if I came somewhere quiet, and yet with a good train service -" She broke off.