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  “But for you, I fear, it is not a good afternoon?”

  “Well—er—I—” Harold was in difficulties again.

  The little man said:

  “You are, I think, in trouble, Monsieur? Can I be of any assistance to you?”

  “Oh no thanks, no thanks! Just blowing off steam, you know.”

  The other said gently:

  “But I think, you know, that I could help you. I am correct, am I not, in connecting your troubles with two ladies who were sitting on the terrace just now?”

  Harold stared at him.

  “Do you know anything about them?” He added: “Who are you, anyway?”

  As though confessing to royal birth the little man said modestly:

  “I am Hercule Poirot. Shall we walk a little way into the wood and you shall tell me your story? As I say, I think I can aid you.”

  To this day, Harold is not quite certain what made him suddenly pour out the whole story to a man to whom he had only spoken a few minutes before. Perhaps it was overstrain. Anyway, it happened. He told Hercule Poirot the whole story.

  The latter listened in silence. Once or twice he nodded his head gravely. When Harold came to a stop the other spoke dreamily.

  “The Stymphalean Birds, with iron beaks, who feed on human flesh and who dwell by the Stymphalean Lake . . . Yes, it accords very well.”

  “I beg your pardon,” said Harold staring.

  Perhaps, he thought, this curious-looking little man was mad!

  Hercule Poirot smiled.

  “I reflect, that is all. I have my own way of looking at things, you understand. Now as to this business of yours. You are very unpleasantly placed.”

  Harold said impatiently:

  “I don’t need you to tell me that!”

  Hercule Poirot went on:

  “It is a serious business, blackmail. These harpies will force you to pay—and pay—and pay again! And if you defy them, well, what happens?”

  Harold said bitterly:

  “The whole thing comes out. My career’s ruined, and a wretched girl who’s never done anyone any harm will be put through hell, and God knows what the end of it all will be!”

  “Therefore,” said Hercule Poirot, “something must be done!”

  Harold said baldly: “What?”

  Hercule Poirot leaned back, half-closing his eyes. He said (and again a doubt about his sanity crossed Harold’s mind):

  “It is the moment for the castanets of bronze.”

  Harold said:

  “Are you quite mad?”

  The other shook his head. He said:

  “Mais non! I strive only to follow the example of my great predecessor, Hercules. Have a few hours’ patience, my friend. By tomorrow I may be able to deliver you from your persecutors.”

  IX

  Harold Waring came down the following morning to find Hercule Poirot sitting alone on the terrace. In spite of himself Harold had been impressed by Hercule Poirot’s promises.

  He came up to him now and asked anxiously:

  “Well?”

  Hercule Poirot beamed upon him.

  “It is well.”

  “What do you mean?”

  “Everything has settled itself satisfactorily.”

  “But what has happened?”

  Hercule Poirot replied dreamily:

  “I have employed the castanets of bronze. Or, in modern parlance, I have caused metal wires to hum—in short I have employed the telegraph! Your Stymphalean Birds, Monsieur, have been removed to where they will be unable to exercise their ingenuity for some time to come.”

  “They were wanted by the police? They have been arrested?”

  “Precisely.”

  Harold drew a deep breath.

  “How marvellous! I never thought of that.” He got up. “I must find Mrs. Rice and Elsie and tell them.”

  “They know.”

  “Oh good.” Harold sat down again. “Tell me just what—”

  He broke off.

  Coming up the path from the lake were two figures with flapping cloaks and profiles like birds.

  He exclaimed:

  “I thought you said they had been taken away!”

  Hercule Poirot followed his glance.

  “Oh, those ladies? They are very harmless; Polish ladies of good family, as the porter told you. Their appearance is, perhaps, not very pleasing but that is all.”

  “But I don’t understand!”

  “No, you do not understand! It is the other ladies who were wanted by the police—the resourceful Mrs. Rice and the lachrymose Mrs. Clayton! It is they who are well-known birds of prey. Those two, they make their living by blackmail, mon cher.”

  Harold had a sensation of the world spinning round him. He said faintly:

  “But the man—the man who was killed?”

  “No one was killed. There was no man!”

  “But I saw him!”

  “Oh no. The tall deep-voiced Mrs. Rice is a very successful male impersonator. It was she who played the part of the husband—without her grey wig and suitably made up for the part.”

  He leaned forward and tapped the other on the knee.

  “You must not go through life being too credulous, my friend. The police of a country are not so easily bribed—they are probably not to be bribed at all—certainly not when it is a question of murder! These women trade on the average Englishman’s ignorance of foreign languages. Because she speaks French or German, it is always this Mrs. Rice who interviews the manager and takes charge of the affair. The police arrive and go to her room, yes! But what actually passes? You do not know. Perhaps she says she has lost a brooch—something of that kind. Any excuse to arrange for the police to come so that you shall see them. For the rest, what actually happens? You wire for money, a lot of money, and you hand it over to Mrs. Rice who is in charge of all the negotiations! And that is that! But they are greedy, these birds of prey. They have seen that you have taken an unreasonable aversion to these two unfortunate Polish ladies. The ladies in question come and hold a perfectly innocent conversation with Mrs. Rice and she cannot resist repeating the game. She knows you cannot understand what is being said.

  “So you will have to send for more money which Mrs. Rice will pretend to distribute to a fresh set of people.”

  Harold drew a deep breath. He said:

  “And Elsie—Elsie?”

  Hercule Poirot averted his eyes.

  “She played her part very well. She always does. A most accomplished little actress. Everything is very pure—very innocent. She appeals, not to sex, but to chivalry.”

  Hercule Poirot added dreamily:

  “That is always successful with Englishmen.”

  Harold Waring drew a deep breath. He said crisply:

  “I’m going to set to work and learn every European language there is! Nobody’s going to make a fool of me a second time!”

  Seven

  THE CRETAN BULL

  Hercule Poirot looked thoughtfully at his visitor.

  He saw a pale face with a determined looking chin, eyes that were more grey than blue, and hair that was of that real blue-black shade so seldom seen—the hyacinthine locks of ancient Greece.

  He noted the well-cut, but also well-worn, country tweeds, the shabby handbag, and the unconscious arrogance of manner that lay behind the girl’s obvious nervousness. He thought to himself:

  “Ah yes, she is ‘the County’—but no money! And it must be something quite out of the way that would bring her to me.”

  Diana Maberly said, and her voice shook a little:

  “I—I don’t know whether you can help me or not, M. Poirot. It’s—it’s a very extraordinary position.”

  Poirot said:

  “But yes? Tell me?”

  Diana Maberly said:

  “I’ve come to you because I don’t know what to do! I don’t even know if there is anything to do!”

  “Will you let me be the judge of that?”

  The co
lour surged suddenly into the girl’s face. She said rapidly and breathlessly:

  “I’ve come to you because the man I’ve been engaged to for over a year has broken off our engagement.”

  She stopped and eyed him defiantly.

  “You must think,” she said, “that I’m completely mental.”

  Slowly, Hercule Poirot shook his head.

  “On the contrary, Mademoiselle, I have no doubt whatever but that you are extremely intelligent. It is certainly not my métier in life to patch up the lovers’ quarrels, and I know very well that you are quite aware of that. It is, therefore, that there is something unusual about the breaking of this engagement. That is so, is it not?”

  The girl nodded. She said in a clear, precise voice:

  “Hugh broke off our engagement because he thinks he is going mad. He thinks people who are mad should not marry.”

  Hercule Poirot’s eyebrows rose a little.

  “And do you not agree?”

  “I don’t know . . . What is being mad, after all? Everyone is a little mad.”

  “It has been said so,” Poirot agreed cautiously.

  “It’s only when you begin thinking you’re a poached egg or something that they have to shut you up.”

  “And your fiancé has not reached that stage?”

  Diana Maberly said:

  “I can’t see that there’s anything wrong with Hugh at all. He’s, oh, he’s the sanest person I know. Sound—dependable—”

  “Then why does he think he is going mad?”

  Poirot paused a moment before going on.

  “Is there, perhaps, madness in his family?”

  Reluctantly Diana jerked her head in assent. She said:

  “His grandfather was mental, I believe—and some great-aunt or other. But what I say is, that every family has got someone queer in it. You know, a bit half-witted or extra clever or something!”

  Her eyes were appealing.

  Hercule Poirot shook his head sadly. He said:

  “I am very sorry for you, Mademoiselle.”

  Her chin shot out. She cried:

  “I don’t want you to be sorry for me! I want you to do something!”

  “What do you want me to do?”

  “I don’t know—but there’s something wrong.”

  “Will you tell me, Mademoiselle, all about your fiancé?”

  Diana spoke rapidly:

  “His name is Hugh Chandler. He’s twenty-four. His father is Admiral Chandler. They live at Lyde Manor. It’s been in the Chandler family since the time of Elizabeth. Hugh’s the only son. He went into the Navy—all the Chandlers are sailors—it’s a sort of tradition—ever since Sir Gilbert Chandler sailed with Sir Walter Raleigh in fifteen-something-or-other. Hugh went into the Navy as a matter of course. His father wouldn’t have heard of anything else. And yet—and yet, it was his father who insisted on getting him out of it!”

  “When was that?”

  “Nearly a year ago. Quite suddenly.”

  “Was Hugh Chandler happy in his profession?”

  “Absolutely.”

  “There was no scandal of any kind?”

  “About Hugh? Absolutely nothing. He was getting on splendidly. He—he couldn’t understand his father.”

  “What reason did Admiral Chandler himself give?”

  Diana said slowly:

  “He never really gave a reason. Oh! he said it was necessary Hugh should learn to manage the estate—but—but that was only a pretext. Even George Frobisher realized that.”

  “Who is George Frobisher?”

  “Colonel Frobisher. He’s Admiral Chandler’s oldest friend and Hugh’s godfather. He spends most of his time down at the Manor.”

  “And what did Colonel Frobisher think of Admiral Chandler’s determination that his son should leave the Navy?”

  “He was dumbfounded. He couldn’t understand it at all. Nobody could.”

  “Not even Hugh Chandler himself?”

  Diana did not answer at once. Poirot waited a minute, then he went on:

  “At the time, perhaps, he, too, was astonished. But now? Has he said nothing—nothing at all?”

  Diana murmured reluctantly:

  “He said—about a week ago—that—that his father was right—that it was the only thing to be done.”

  “Did you ask him why?”

  “Of course. But he wouldn’t tell me.”

  Hercule Poirot reflected for a minute or two. Then he said:

  “Have there been any unusual occurrences in your part of the world? Starting, perhaps, about a year ago? Something that has given rise to a lot of local talk and surmise?”

  She flashed out: “I don’t know what you mean!”

  Poirot said quietly, but with authority in his voice:

  “You had better tell me.”

  “There wasn’t anything—nothing of the kind you mean.”

  “Of what kind then?”

  “I think you’re simply odious! Queer things often happen on farms. It’s revenge—or the village idiot or somebody.”

  “What happened?”

  She said reluctantly:

  “There was a fuss about some sheep . . . Their throats were cut. Oh! it was horrid! But they all belonged to one farmer and he’s a very hard man. The police thought it was some kind of spite against him.”

  “But they didn’t catch the person who had done it?”

  “No.”

  She added fiercely. “But if you think—”

  Poirot held up his hand. He said:

  “You do not know in the least what I think. Tell me this, has your fiancé consulted a doctor?”

  “No, I’m sure he hasn’t.”

  “Wouldn’t that be the simplest thing for him to do?”

  Diana said slowly:

  “He won’t. He—he hates doctors.”

  “And his father?”

  “I don’t think the Admiral believes much in doctors either. Says they’re a lot of humbug merchants.”

  “How does the Admiral seem himself? Is he well? Happy?”

  Diana said in a low voice:

  “He’s aged terribly in—in—”

  “In the last year?”

  “Yes. He’s a wreck—a sort of shadow of what he used to be.”

  Poirot nodded thoughtfully. Then he said:

  “Did he approve of his son’s engagement?”

  “Oh yes. You see, my people’s land adjoins his. We’ve been there for generations. He was frightfully pleased when Hugh and I fixed it up.”

  “And now? What does he say to your engagement being broken off?”

  The girl’s voice shook a little. She said:

  “I met him yesterday morning. He was looking ghastly. He took my hand in both of his. He said: ‘It’s hard on you, my girl. But the boy’s doing the right thing—the only thing he can do.’ ”

  “And so,” said Hercule Poirot, “you came to me?”

  She nodded. She asked: “Can you do anything?”

  Hercule Poirot replied:

  “I do not know. But I can at least come down and see for myself.”

  II

  It was Hugh Chandler’s magnificent physique that impressed Hercule Poirot more than anything else. Tall, magnificently proportioned, with a terrific chest and shoulders, and a tawny head of hair. There was a tremendous air of strength and virility about him.

  On their arrival at Diana’s house, she had at once rung up Admiral Chandler, and they had forthwith gone over to Lyde Manor where they had found tea waiting on the long terrace. And with the tea, three men. There was Admiral Chandler, white haired, looking older than his years, his shoulders bowed as though by an overheavy burden, and his eyes dark and brooding. A contrast to him was his friend Colonel Frobisher, a dried-up, tough, little man with reddish hair turning grey at the temples. A restless, irascible, snappy, little man, rather like a terrier—but the possessor of a pair of extremely shrewd eyes. He had a habit of drawing down his brows over his eyes and l
owering his head, thrusting it forward, whilst those same shrewd little eyes studied you piercingly. The third man was Hugh.

  “Fine specimen, eh?” said Colonel Frobisher.

  He spoke in a low voice, having noted Poirot’s close scrutiny of the young man.

  Hercule Poirot nodded his head. He and Frobisher were sitting close together. The other three had their chairs on the far side of the tea table and were chatting together in an animated but slightly artificial manner.

  Poirot murmured: “Yes, he is magnificent—magnificent. He is the young Bull—yes, one might say the Bull dedicated to Poseidon . . . A perfect specimen of healthy manhood.”

  “Looks fit enough, doesn’t he?”

  Frobisher sighed. His shrewd little eyes stole sideways, considering Hercule Poirot. Presently he said:

  “I know who you are, you know.”

  “Ah that, it is no secret!”

  Poirot waved a royal hand. He was not incognito, the gesture seemed to say. He was travelling as Himself.

  After a minute or two Frobisher asked: “Did the girl get you down—over this business?”

  “The business—?”

  “The business of young Hugh . . . Yes, I see you know all about it. But I can’t quite see why she went to you . . . Shouldn’t have thought this sort of thing was in your line—meantersay it’s more a medical show.”

  “All kinds of things are in my line . . . You would be surprised.”

  “I mean I can’t see quite what she expected you could do.”

  “Miss Maberly,” said Poirot, “is a fighter.”

  Colonel Frobisher nodded a warm assent.

  “Yes, she’s a fighter all right. She’s a fine kid. She won’t give up. All the same, you know, there are some things that you can’t fight. . . .”

  His face looked suddenly old and tired.

  Poirot dropped his voice still lower. He murmured discreetly:

  “There is—insanity, I understand, in the family?”

  Frobisher nodded.

  “Only crops up now and again,” he murmured. “Skips a generation or two. Hugh’s grandfather was the last.”

  Poirot threw a quick glance in the direction of the other three. Diana was holding the conversation well, laughing and bantering Hugh. You would have said that the three of them had not a care in the world.

  “What form did the madness take?” Poirot asked softly.