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  'You're so fond of your joke, Sir Henry. The shrimps are only nonsense; but now I come to think of it, I do remember one incident - at least not exactly an incident, something very much more serious - a tragedy. And I was, in a way, mixed up in it; and for what I did, I have never had any regrets - no, no regrets at all. But it didn't happen in St Mary Mead.'

  'That disappoints me,' said Sir Henry. 'But I will endeavour to bear up. I knew we should not rely upon you in vain.'

  He settled himself in the attitude of a listener. Miss Marple grew slightly pink.

  'I hope I shall be able to tell it properly,' she said anxiously. 'I fear I am very inclined to become rambling. One wanders from the point - altogether without knowing that one is doing so. And it is so hard to remember each fact in its proper order. You must all bear with me if I tell my story badly. It happened a very long time ago now.

  'As I say, it was not connected with St Mary Mead. As a matter of fact, it had to do with a Hydro -'

  'Do you mean a seaplane?' asked Jane with wide eyes.

  'You wouldn't know, dear,' said Mrs Bantry, and explained. Her husband added his quota:

  'Beastly places - absolutely beastly! Got to get up early and drink filthy-tasting water. Lot of old women sitting about. Ill-natured tittle tattle. God, when I think -'

  'Now, Arthur,' said Mrs Bantry placidly. 'You know it did you all the good in the world.'

  'Lot of old women sitting round talking scandal,' grunted Colonel Bantry.

  'That I am afraid is true,' said Miss Marple. 'I myself -'

  'My dear Miss Marple,' cried the colonel, horrified. 'I didn't mean for one moment -'

  With pink cheeks and a little gesture of the hand, Miss Marple stopped him.

  'But it is true, Colonel Bantry. Only I should just like to say this. Let me recollect my thoughts. Yes. Talking scandal, as you say - well, it is done a good deal. And people are very down on it - especially young people. My nephew, who writes books - and very clever ones, I believe - has said some most scathing things about taking people's characters away without any kind of proof - and how wicked it is, and all that. But what I say is that none of these young people ever stop to think. They really don't examine the facts. Surely the whole crux of the matter is this: How often is tittle tattle, as you call it, true! And I think if, as I say, they really examined the facts they would find that it was true nine times out of ten! That's really just what makes people so annoyed about it'

  'The inspired guess,' said Sir Henry.

  'No, not that, not that at all! It's really a matter of practice and experience. An Egyptologist, so I've heard, if you show him one of those curious little beetles, can tell you by the look and the feel of the thing what date BC it is, or if it's a Birmingham imitation. And he can't always give a definite rule for doing so. He just knows. His life has been spent handling such things.

  'And that's what I'm trying to say (very badly, I know). What my nephew calls "superfluous women" have a lot of time on their hands, and their chief interest is usually people. And so, you see, they get to be what one might call experts. Now young people nowadays - they talk very freely about things that weren't mentioned in my young days, but on the other hand their minds are terribly innocent They believe in everyone and everything. And if one tries to warn them, ever so gently, they tell one that one has a Victorian mind - and that, they say, is like a sink.'

  'After all,' said Sir Henry, 'what is wrong with a sink?'

  'Exactly,' said Miss Marple eagerly. 'It's the most necessary thing in any house; but, of course, not romantic. Now I must confess that I have my feelings, like everyone else. and I have sometimes been cruelly hurt by unthinking remarks. I know gentlemen are not interested in domestic matters, but I must just mention my maid Ethel - a very good-looking girl and obliging in every way. Now I realized as soon as I saw her that she was the same type as Annie Webb and poor Mrs Bruitt's girl. If the opportunity arose mine and thine would mean nothing to her. So I let her go at the month and I gave her a written reference saying she was honest and sober, but privately I warned old Mrs Edwards against taking her, and my nephew, Raymond, was exceedingly angry and said he had never heard of anything so wicked - yes, wicked. Well, she went to Lady Ashton, whom I felt no obligation to warn - and what happened? All the lace cut off her underclothes and two diamond brooches taken - and the girl departed in the middle of the night and never heard of since!'

  Miss Marple paused, drew a long breath, and then went on.

  'You'll be saying this has nothing to do with what went on at Keston Spa Hydro - but it has in a way. It explains why I felt no doubt in my mind the first moment I saw the Sanders together that he meant to do away with her.'

  'Eh?' said Sir Henry, leaning forward.

  Miss Marple turned a placid face to him.

  'As I say, Sir Henry, I felt no doubt in my own mind. Mr Sanders was a big, good-looking, florid-faced man, very hearty in his manner and popular with all. And nobody could have been pleasanter to his wife than he was. But I knew! He meant to make away with her.'

  'My dear Miss Marple -'

  'Yes, I know. That's what my nephew Raymond West, would say. He'd tell me I hadn't a shadow of proof. But I remember Walter Hones, who kept the Green Man. Walking home with his wife one night she fell into the river - and he collected the insurance money! And one or two other people that are walking about Scot free to this day - one indeed in our own class of life. Went to Switzerland for a summer holiday climbing with his wife. I warned her not to go - the poor dear didn't get angry with me as she might have done - she only laughed. It seemed to her funny that a queer old thing like me should say such things about her Harry. Well, well, there was an accident - and Harry is married to another woman now. But what could I do? I knew, but there was no proof.'

  'Oh! Miss Marple,' cried Mrs Bantry. 'You don't really mean -'

  'My dear, these things are very common - very common indeed. And gentlemen are especially tempted, being so much the stronger. So easy if a thing looks like an accident As I say, I knew at once with the Sanders. It was on a tram. It was full inside and I had had to go on top. We all three got up to get off and Mr Sanders lost his balance and fell right against his wife, sending her headfirst down the stairs. Fortunately the conductor was a very strong young man and caught her.'

  'But surely that must have been an accident'

  'Of course it was an accident - nothing could have looked more accidental! But Mr Saunders had been in the Merchant Service, so he told me, and a man who can keep his balance on a nasty tilting boat doesn't lose it on top of a tram if an old woman like me doesn't. Don't tell me!'

  'At any rate we can take it that you made up your mind, Miss Marple,' said Sir Henry. 'Made it up then and there.'

  The old lady nodded.

  'I was sure enough, and another incident in crossing the street not long afterwards made me surer still. Now I ask you, what could I do, Sir Henry? Here was a nice contented happy little married woman shortly going to be murdered.'

  'My dear lady, you take my breath away.'

  'That's because, like most people nowadays, you won't face facts. You prefer to think such a thing couldn't be. But it was so, and I knew it. But one is so sadly handicapped! I couldn't, for instance, go to the police. And to warn the young woman would, I could see, be useless. She was devoted to the man. I just made it my business to find out as much as I could about them. One has a lot of opportunities doing one's needlework round the fire. Mrs Sanders (Gladys, her name was) was only too willing to talk. It seems they had not been married very long. Her husband had some property that was coming to him, but for the moment they were very badly off. In fact, they were living on her little income. One has heard that tale before. She bemoaned the fact that she could not touch the capital. It seems that somebody had had some sense somewhere! But the money was hers to will away - I found that out And she and her husband had made wills in favour of each other directly after their marriage. Very touching. Of course,
when Jack's affairs came right - That was the burden all day long, and in the meantime they were very hard up indeed - actually had a room on the top floor, all among the servants - and so dangerous in case of fire, though, as it happened, there was a fire escape just outside their window. I inquired carefully if there was a balcony - dangerous things, balconies. One push - you know!

  'I made her promise not to go out on the balcony; I said I'd had a dream. That impressed her - one can do a lot with superstition sometimes. She was a fair girl, rather washed-out complexion, and an untidy roll of hair on her neck. Very credulous. She repeated what I had said to her husband, and I noticed him looking at me in a curious way once or twice. He wasn't credulous; and he knew I'd been on that tram.

  'But I was very worried - terribly worried - because I couldn't see how to circumvent him. I could prevent anything happening at the Hydro, just by saying a few words to show him I suspected. But that only meant his putting off his plan till later. No, I began to believe that the only policy was a bold one - somehow or other to lay a trap for him. If I could induce him to attempt her life in a way of my own choosing - well, then he would be unmasked, and she would be forced to face die truth however much of a shock it was to her.'

  'You take my breath away,' said Dr Lloyd. 'What conceivable plan could you adopt?'

  'I'd have found one - never fear,' said Miss Marple. 'But the man was too clever for me. He didn't wait He thought I might suspect, and so he struck before I could be sure. He knew I would suspect an accident. So he made it murder.'

  A little gasp went round the circle. Miss Marple nodded and set her lips grimly together.

  'I'm afraid I've put that rather abruptly. I must try and tell you exactly what occurred. I've always felt very bitterly about it - it seems to me that I ought, somehow, to have prevented it. But doubtless Providence knew best I did what I could at all events.

  'There was what I can only describe as a curiously eerie feeling in the air. There seemed to be something weighing on us all. A feeling of misfortune. To begin with, there was George, the hall porter. Had been there for years and knew everybody. Bronchitis and pneumonia, and passed away on the fourth day. Terribly sad. A real blow to everybody. And four days before Christmas too. And then one of the housemaids - such a nice girl - a septic finger, actually died in twenty-four hours.

  'I was in the drawing-room with Miss Trollope and old Mrs Carpenter, and Mrs Carpenter was being positively ghoulish - relishing it all, you know.

  '"Mark my words," she said. 'This isn't the end. You know the saying? Never two without three. I've proved it true time and again. There'll be another death. Not a doubt of it. And we shan't have long to wait. Never two without three.'

  'As she said the last words, nodding her head and clicking her knitting needles, I just chanced to look up and there was Mr Sanders standing in the doorway. Just for a minute he was off guard, and I saw the look in his face as plain as plain. I shall believe till my dying day that it was that ghoulish Mrs Carpenter's words that put the whole thing into his head. I saw his mind working.

  'He came forward into the room smiling in his genial way.

  '"Any Christmas shopping I can do for you ladies?" he asked. "I'm going down to Keston presently."

  'He stayed a minute or two, laughing and talking, and then went out. As I tell you, I was troubled, and I said straight away:

  '"Where's Mrs Sanders? Does anyone know?"

  'Mrs Trollope said she'd gone out to some friends of hers, the Mortimers, to play bridge, and that eased my mind for the moment But I was still very worried and most uncertain as to what to do. About half an hour later I went up to my room. I met Dr Coles, my doctor, there, coming down the stairs as I was going up, and as I happened to want to consult him about my rheumatism, I took him into my room with me then and there. He mentioned to me then (in confidence, he said) about the death of the poor girl Mary. The manager didn't want the news to get about, he said, so would I keep it to myself. Of course I didn't tell him that we'd all been discussing nothing else for the last hour - ever since the poor girl breathed her last. These things are always known at once, and a man of his experience should know that well enough; but Dr Coles always was a simple unsuspicious fellow who believed what he wanted to believe and that's just what alarmed me a minute later. He said as he was leaving that Sanders had asked him to have a look at his wife. It seemed she'd been seedy of late - indigestion, etc.

  'Now that very self-same day Gladys Sanders had said to me that she'd got a wonderful digestion and was thankful for it.

  'You see? All my suspicions of that man came back a hundredfold. He was preparing the way - for what? Dr Coles left before I could make up my mind whether to speak to him or not - though really if I had spoken I shouldn't have known what to say. As I came out of my room, the man himself - Sanders - came down the stairs from the floor above. He was dressed to go out and he asked me again if he could do anything for me in the town. It was all I could do to be civil to the man! I went straight into the lounge and ordered tea. It was just on half past five, I remember.

  'Now I'm very anxious to put clearly what happened next. I was still in the lounge at a quarter to seven when Mr Sanders came in. There were two gentlemen with him and all three of them were inclined to be a little on the lively side. Mr Sanders left his two friends and came right over to where I was sitting with Miss Trollope. He explained that he wanted our advice about a Christmas present he was giving his wife. It was an evening bag.

  "'And you see, ladies," he said, "I'm only a rough sailorman. What do I know about such things? I've had three sent to me on approval and I want an expert opinion on them."

  'We said, of course, that we would be delighted to help him, and he asked if we'd mind coming upstairs, as his wife might come in any minute if he brought the things down. So we went up with him. I shall never forget what happened next - I can feel my little fingers tingling now.

  'Mr Sanders opened the door of the bedroom and switched on the light. I don't know which of us saw it first…

  'Mrs Sanders was lying on the floor, face downwards - dead.

  'I got to her first. I knelt down and took her hand and felt for the pulse, but it was useless, the arm itself was cold and stiff. Just by her head was a stocking filled with sand - the weapon she had been struck down with. Miss Trollope, silly creature, was moaning and moaning by the door and holding her head. Sanders gave a great cry of "My wife, my wife," and rushed to her. I stopped him touching her. You see, I was sure at the moment he had done it, and there might have been something that he wanted to take away or hide.

  '"Nothing must be touched," I said. "Pull yourself together, Mr Sanders. Miss Trollope, please go down and fetch the manager."

  'I stayed there, kneeling by the body. I wasn't going to leave Sanders alone with it And yet I was forced to admit that if the man was acting, he was acting marvellously. He looked dazed and bewildered and scared out of his wits.

  'The manager was with us in no time. He made a quick inspection of the room then turned us all out and locked the door, the key of which he took. Then he went off and telephoned to the police. It seemed a positive age before they came (we learnt afterwards that the line was out of order). The manager had to send a messenger to the police station, and the Hydro is right out of the town, up on the edge of the moor, and Mrs Carpenter tried us all very severely. She was so pleased at her prophecy of "Never two without three" coming true so quickly. Sanders, I hear, wandered out into the grounds, clutching his head and groaning and displaying every sign of grief.

  'However, the police came at last. They went upstairs with the manager and Mr Sanders. Later they sent down for me. I went up. The inspector was there, sitting at a table writing. He was an intelligent-looking man and I liked him.

  '"Miss Jane Marple?" he said.

  '"Yes."

  '"I understand, madam, that you were present when the body of the deceased was found?"

  'I said I was and I described exactly what
had occurred.

  'I think it was a relief to the poor man to find someone who could answer his questions coherently, having previously had to deal with Sanders and Emily Trollope, who, I gather, was completely demoralized - she would be, the silly creature! I remember my dear mother teaching me that a gentlewoman should always be able to control herself in public, however much she may give way in private.'

  'An admirable maxim,' said Sir Henry gravely.

  'When I had finished the inspector said:

  '"Thank you, madam. Now I'm afraid I must ask you just to look at the body once more. Is that exactly the position in which it was lying when you entered the room? It hasn't been moved in any way?"

  'I explained that I had prevented Mr Sanders from doing so, and the inspector nodded approval.

  '"The gentleman seems terribly upset," he remarked.

  '"He seems so - yes," I replied.

  'I don't think I put any special emphasis on the "seems", but the inspector looked at me rather keenly.

  '"So we can take it that the body is exactly as it was when found?" he said.

  '"Except for the hat, yes," I replied.

  The inspector looked up sharply.

  '"What do you mean - the hat?"

  'I explained that the hat had been on poor Gladys's head, whereas now it was lying beside her. I thought, of course, that the police had done this. The inspector, however, denied it emphatically. Nothing had, as yet, been moved or touched. He stood looking down at that poor prone figure with a puzzled frown. Gladys was dressed in her outdoor clothes - a big dark-red tweed coat with a grey fur collar. The hat, a cheap affair of red felt, lay just by her head.

  'The inspector stood for some minutes in silence, frowning to himself. Then an idea struck him.

  '"Can you, by any chance, remember, madam, whether there were earrings in the ears, or whether the deceased habitually wore earrings?"

  'Now fortunately I am in the habit of observing closely. I remembered that there had been a glint of pearls just below the hat brim, though I had paid no particular notice to it at the time. I was able to answer his first question in the affirmative.